Random Thoughts

A collection of random thoughts, starting from 7:41 on Tuesday, January 20 and ending at 8:36 on Wednesday, January 21
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The fact that Spider-Man’s name is hyphenated while superheroes like Superman and Batman don’t have hyphenated names throws me off. Sure, they’re from different universes, but there should be some sort of superhero naming consistency.

Speaking of superhero names, I have a burning desire to name a child of mine “Justice League Holm”. My kids are going to hate me.

I need a job designing trashy t-shirts or something, just so I could create creatively-offensive things for people to wear. Shell World would eat that shit up.

I am a huge fan of absurd fake names for things. “The Sultan’s Delight” is a great name for a lot of things, from sex positions to Indian food. Also “Most Honorable Test of the Shogun”.

In the future I believe that things should be given the same names just with “Space” in front of them, to sound more futuristic. I would not be ashamed to make a Space Poop in a Space Toilet.

Why does “XXX” stand for both alcohol and porn? Is there some sort of secret relation between the two? And what does it have to do with the number thirty?

I really like the Backstreet Boys’ “As Long as You Love Me”, but as either Erin or Sarah pointed out to me, the singer seems fairly desperate to overlook any flaws in the girl they’re singing too. Will you really not “care… what they did” if they burnt down a nunnery?

Sometimes I find myself unironically telling myself “no guts, no glory”, and have to remind myself that that’s from a shot glass.

There should be more people that refer to themselves in the 3rd person. It’s at once both kind of ego-boosting douchey and delightfully twisted in that “disconnected from reality” sense.

We should play Sharks and Minnows with harpoon guns sometime. No one would want to be a minnow, I guess.

I wonder if President Obama spent his first bit of alone time in the Oval Office just laughing and laughing. I know I would.

As willing as I am to put my thoughts on things up here on the Internet, I would never upload videos of myself ranting about nothing in particular onto YouTube. Depressingly, there are so many people that this makes me better than.

There should be some sort of tax on the usage of the term “epic fail”.

I am about to post this and wish I had more things up here. But then again I’m really tired.